shuckl:

starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

geekishchic:

volouminous:

You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

 You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind

(via faramihr)

fordeisbored:

don-gately:

cumberbear:

image

There is no escape from this. 

NO

(via t-bonequeen)

vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

(via wendyinneverrland)

me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
me: Did I fucking stutter?

epluspdegeneres:

dickwielding:

ellen is my spirit animal.

I’ve been waiting for this gifset

(Source: princessbeagle, via togetherwefall-superwholocked)

How to tell how much of a Marvel fan the people in the movie theater are:

shadowjumpingsherlock:

will-graham-willgraham:

cupcakeforger:

supergleefuldoctorwolflock:

Stage 1: Those who leave as soon as the movie ends

Stage 2: Those who know to stay until the credits for the extra scene

Stage 3: Those who stay until the end of the credits for the second extra scene

I’m a stage three. 

We all are

Stage 4: those who will stay until the ushers kick them out because they don’t trust marvel

(via t-bonequeen)

spamanos:

zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously

(via fire-crotchh)

alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

(via lamerevolution)

elsasexual:

when your computer insists that it has urgent updates

image

(via thebirdstheysang)

theforeverphoenix:

booche:

hoebutmadefashion:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

WHAT I SAID ABOUT FRENCHMEN?

who wants to fly to Paris with me?

excuse you I think I’d rather go to Hungary

theforeverphoenix:

booche:

hoebutmadefashion:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

WHAT I SAID ABOUT FRENCHMEN?

who wants to fly to Paris with me?

excuse you I think I’d rather go to Hungary

(via the-doctor-to-my-tardis)

69shadesofgray:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

wingsinthemorning:

College in two sentences or less.

I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”.

accurate

69shadesofgray:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

wingsinthemorning:

College in two sentences or less.

I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”.

accurate

(Source: failnation, via allonsyforever)

troylered:

Troye and I are the same person (x)

(via thebirdstheysang)